when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between
was voldemort a virgin?
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
Benedict on Twitter would be the funniest thing ever like I feel like he’d use big words and his profile picture would be of himself doing the live long and prosper sign (not realizing he’s doing it wrong) and his caption would be something like:
"British. Actor. I did the voice and MOTION CAPTURE for Smaug. Live life to the fullest. I did the motion capture for Smaug…..and the voice….but also the motion capture"